Today, my mom got two puppies. Their names are NOT Babs and Judy, despite valiant effort on my end.
My mom insisted that they have DOG names, but they are almost a year old and already have names, so we’re not changing them.
Below, I present to you Katie and Dolly [two names that are decidedly UN-dog, HOWEVER their full, given, pedigree names are actually Hello, Dolly and Kiss Me Kate! CAN YOU EVEN!? I think I won in this scenario.]